My Husband has Taken our Roleplaying too far
But the requests just kept coming, as did the amount of time he spent roleplaying. It started out as something before and after work, but he soon quit his job and without notice, it became an all-day activity. Like I said, it was part of the fun and I didn’t put any limits on it.
How to Program an Organic Computer
“Ah fuck Gary,” I said. “Why did you have to ask it for that? Don’t you remember what happened with the maternity ward!?”
Porch Pirate
It moved so strangely I still don’t know what its outline looked like. But what little I’d seen was enough and I started to frantically crawl backwards. I was so scared I made a mess of everything in my desperate scramble.
The Ark & Noah’s Folly
I have seen photos of glacial ice bisected by sudden geological change, seen the clear blue crystal standing tall like an impossible snapshot of the ocean depths but this was something else. Just a few metres away from where I stood, the wall of ice began, and a few metres further the prow of an enormous ship was clearly seen, frozen perfectly in time.
The Patient
He’s not human. He’s an animal, a thing. What will he do if I make him angry? Tracy made him angry and all that was a stain.
A Series of Interviews on the Rollins Cult
Course, I didn’t have a damn clue just how bad it was. They’d been living up there close to twenty years when that car came rolling towards my end of the road.
Education & Loss
Once I sat alone in my classroom, lights switched off, and listened quietly as someone took a seat and the sound of a scribbling pencil filled the silence. By the time it finally stopped, the sun was rising, and the only thing left behind was a badly chewed pencil, the wood bloodied and rancid, like it’d been dragged out of a septic tank.
Crossword
I felt as if I’d learned profound hidden knowledge, a truth about reality found in the glassy bloodshot eyes of a man violently dying. There’s something in there, you know, something that lies just beneath our own reality. I saw a glimmer of it that night, just like I had so many others before it.
Dissection
The sky behind its towering structure warped and broke open like the peeling of burned film and revealed a bruised and sickening nebula of smoky malignant stars. I felt as if the ground beneath my feet could give way at any moment, as if the very stuff of reality was crumbling and breaking apart.
House Party
In a fugue state I carried on through the house, feeling detached and isolated from the bizarre things I saw: lone eyes hanging in unbroken lightbulbs, people screaming for help from behind glassy reflections, fingers probing desperately from within empty beer cans, their owners pleading to be let out.
Blind Date
It was the small black eye of a mollusc; a pearly obsidian orb embedded just above my lowest rib. Around the edges was a line of faint hairs that left me breathless when I touched them. There were no lids to blink, but the hairs moved eerily in the air, almost as if floating in the slow current of a river.
Hoarder
It was an absurd facsimile of a woman, a misshapen lump of green, blue, and purple padded foam cut haphazardly into a misshapen hour-glass figure like an amateur mannequin. For a face it had a porcelain mask shaped like the image of a geisha, except instead of a demure thin-lipped smile there was a clownish red-lipped snarl beneath lurid spherical eyes.
Hero In [Parts 1 & 2]
“I don’t know,” he answered, a quiver in his voice. “We were here, we got high and then… Jesus Christ,” he broke down, holding his face in his hands and crying. I waited patiently until he could resume.
Hero In [Part 3]
A cityscape of unnatural shapes and withering eyes dropping out of the sky, tearing through the upper atmosphere with a halo of divine fire as it roars towards the verdant green world below.
Permafrost
In the dream I saw a city fall from the sky, the buildings all wrong, the things that lived in them even worse.
Slime Mould
It started with a small sample of mould sent to me along with hundreds of others, one I would later come to name Melissa after my late sister whose favourite colour was turquoise.
Our Bitter Lure
It was a beautiful piece of art that depicted a merman with the chiselled body of a human, and the tail of a fish, but the head of a strange deep-sea creature. Much of the features had long since eroded, but something about the deep slit eyes and rows of glassy teeth sent shivers down my spine.